Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
I’ve taken lots of photos of Sarah over the years but none really in a formal setup, so we finally did it this weekend. She has some funny internet moniker – Ultratrrrd or Yentagrrrl or something – maybe you’ve heard of her. She likes to hug old ladies and feel them up, is what I hear.

I’ve made a list of things that everybody needs: 1) A month off from life to get life itself sorted out. Passport, DMV, cable, internet, that table that wobbles. A month off to do nothing but take care of the little things to make your return to life more convenient. 2) Their Susan Miller monthly horoscope. She’s dead-on. 3) A Thneed. Or a Snuggie, because they are basically the same thing. 4) A bosom for a pillow. 5) A friend to tell you when Ur Doin It Rong. I’m kind of surprised that nobody told Jessica Simpson that she shouldn’t play a chili cook-off in skintight jeans when she’s gained 30 pounds since we last saw her, because she’s writing the joke herself.




















3 Comments to Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
by elsa
On January 28, 2009 at 4:18 am
Sarah is adorrrbl.
And I totally agree with you – my tables wobble, holes in walls remain unrepaired, i keep running out of tp – i gotta get a month off from life.
by larissa
On January 28, 2009 at 8:27 am
Great pictures of Sarah.
Jessica Simpson really needs a better BFF, you are right, we all need one. Even worse is that the ads above the story of are all about eating disorders and being overweight.
A month off to do stupid grown up stuff sounds wonderful right about now.
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