America’s Next Topper Model

It’s been a long journey. For some of you, it was more tumultuous than for others. We’ve seen you all become wiser, and we’ve seen you all grow. But when it comes to the pose, the photo, and the promise, there is only one clear winner tonight. Only one of you had the perfect snout to win the CoverDog challenge, and when the others tried to sabotage him on the wee-wee pad obstacle course, he just came out stronger (and needed a bath). This puppy can go from playful to seductive to pensive in just the click of a shutter. Some said he was too fat to be a model, but I say he’s just big in the belly because he’s won so many jerky treats for being such a good puppy. Anyone who disagrees can kiss my fat ass. The name I am about to call is America’s Next Top [Dog] Model. That name… is… Topper!

It wasn’t a tough decision; he’s pretty much perfect. Most of the rest of you will end up begging for kibble in the dog park but Topper will spend the next year shooting ads and resting on a designer pillow filled with goose feathers, sipping distilled water and tasting the finest wet meals that Purina has to offer. And if he wants to chew on a mouse, we will let him. He is America’s Next Topper Model, and with this title we unleash him onto the world!

The Stevens (Meisel and Klein) are already fighting over who gets to photograph his first editorial, but perhaps we will team them up for an unprecedented and groundbreaking All-Topper issue of L’Uomo Vogue. When that issue premieres, the streets of New York and Paris will resound with “Agyness who?”

17 Comments to America’s Next Topper Model

by chez spindle

On January 5, 2009 at 11:03 am

oh. my. god.
by me!

On January 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm

this might be the best thing i have ever seen/read on here!

me! =)
by Geneva

On January 5, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Total cover boy.
by Sophie

On January 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Heyy Brad, I am 13 years old and I am a huge fan! If you could just comment back to this, it would be absolutely amazing, but if not, I completely understand. I think that your photography is great and that you blog is very interesting and humorous. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this message.
Sophie
by Giaface

On January 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm

And I thought I had the cutest dog in the world. Obviously, I was wrong.
by Cameron Rose

On January 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Topper is SO adorable. I just want to put him in my pocket!
by Jamie

On January 11, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Would be be great would be if Topper could model the 1st Chiweenie clothing line designed by Christian. All of my Chiweenie’s stylish sweaters look like cut-off Tees!
by GRACE

On January 13, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Lovely pictures of ur boy!
Hope to see a family portrait(doggy and his two daddies)soon!
by Coco

On January 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Very cute puppy!!!
Do him a favour though, and don’t feed him Purina. They’re great marketers, not so great at canine nutrition. http://www.dogfoodanalysis.com/dog_food_reviews/
by sinead

On April 13, 2009 at 3:36 am

absolute beauty.
what type of dog is he?
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