Oops, I Dropped Something

No pictures of my own to share from last night because I didn’t really feel like stuffing the little camera into a pocket of my dashing Ben Sherman suit (thank you Dana Dynamite!), but what a night it was! Christian and I went to the Samsung event celebrating the career of Valentino, which was an exhibit and party at The Grace Building. When Christian was talking to Vivica Fox, Mary J Blige leaned in to tell me she liked my hair because it was the mirror image of hers. So, now, Madonna and Mary J have both complimented my hair unprompted. Maybe I will stop complaining all the damn time about how much I hate my hair.

I’m just going to do a celebrity rundown and get it out of the way because I know that’s the only reason half of you still read my blog. Mary J and Vivica are awesome. Liv Tyler is stunning. Caridee is a lot of fun and Jaslene is still so effing sweet. I love Katrina Bowden on 30 Rock but I didn’t get to say hi to her! Christian and Rachel Zoe both had a Brad with them. I really like most of what Rachel wears. If my mom meets Nigel Barker she is going to melt. I still actually like Alex McCord from the Real Housewives. Josh Madden is the hottest DJ there is, but I think he’s dating some bitch named Lisa. I hear Lisa is super bitchy, and a nasty bitch. He didn’t bring Lisa the bitch, though, so that was nice of him. Oh my God I just realized I know Lisa. Shit, I hope she doesn’t read this. She’ll probably say something bitchy to me about this, that bitch. Valentino looks exactly like you think he does. His clothes on display were incredible. I hope he never dresses Lisa, she’s such a bitch.

Afterward we were too late to make it to the Cringe book release, but we met up with Sarah briefly at a restaurant called Lorely on Rivington. The waiter was an asshole. I don’t like that place. But I like Sarah Brown! She’s not a bitch, like Lisa.

11 Comments to Oops, I Dropped Something

by Lisa (the bitch)

On September 4, 2008 at 10:58 am

You’re the BEST and your hair is pretty and silky smooth just like a unicorn’s mane! But, seriously, I can’t bother with Valentino– I was too busy hanging out with Don Chang.
by anonymousmom

On September 4, 2008 at 11:13 am

that’s the only reason i read your blog. that and to see beautiful pictures of that Lisa bitch.
by uan camacco

On September 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm

HAHA I LOVE THIS BLOG, AND LISA REPLIED AND SHE DIDN’T SEEM LIKE A BITCH…MAYBE SHE WAS AND IT WAS JUST HOW BITCHY SHE IS. WELL I LOVE IT AND OMG YOU AND CHRISTIAN ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER IN THAT AMAZING PICTURE.

UAN CAMACCO
by Sarah Brown

On September 4, 2008 at 8:25 pm

I am so glad you guys came by the afterparty and classed that joint up. That waiter was a total asshole. But you both looked fantastic so there.
by lisa

On September 5, 2008 at 4:48 am

I’m not-the-bitch-in-this-post lisa, but I like your hair too. No zhoozhing required, it falls around your face pretty damn nicely. I love your humor and creativity, that’s why I read your blog… xo
by michelle

On September 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm

i like your hair….hmm…if i were a guy i’d wish my hair were like yours or nick snider’s….
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