Brad Walsh

["press release," which I received twice]

From: Brad Walsh, bwalsh@junk-mag.com
To: Dan Martino, dan@brooklynradio.net

please remove me from this mailing list.

kill yourself.

From: Brad Walsh, bwalsh@junk-mag.com
To: Dan Martino, dan.brooklynradio@gmail.com

professional. i never asked to be on your list, though i did ask several times, politely, to be removed.

i took you off the last time you sent your request. i didn’t send out the press release again. i don’t know how you ended up on my list either.
you should still consider killing yourself.

From: Brad Walsh, bwalsh@junk-mag.com
To: Dan Martino, dan.brooklynradio@gmail.com

no wonder you’re a nobody.

clearly.
[then, two minutes later in a new e-mail...]
Soulstatic (a.k.a Dan Martino) is a writer, DJ, and record junkie. (His parents are not impressed.) He has written about music, culture, and nightlife for The New York Times, Village Voice, New York Press, The Journal News, Time Out NY, Flavorpill, and Turntable Lab. In 2006, he founded the online radio station brooklynradio.net, where he serves as the content editor and program director. On a weekly basis, he produces The Dope Spot, a one hour show on Brooklyn Radio of eclectic music selections that bounces from rock to reggae, hip-hop to soul, and new to old. Besides the show, he’s played live for crowds big and small in New York City: at trendy clubs (Soho House), small Brooklyn lounges (Black Betty), and outdoor festivals (MoMA’s 2007 Summer Warm Up Series at PS1.) This past summer, he curated the music for Brooklyn Bridge Park’s summer movie series Movies With A View, providing opening theme soundtracks before sundown.

From: Brad Walsh, bwalsh@junk-mag.com
To: Dan Martino, dan.brooklynradio@gmail.com

seriously? that’s hilarious. let it go.

i used to dj before your vapid friends the misshapes on evr. aren’t you yuppie trust fund art stars all from cleveland or some shit?
you’re in my town.
don’t make me bitch slap you, brad…

10 Comments to And Then I Blocked Him

• by Sarah Lewitinn

  On July 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  you both are nobodies in comparison to THE SOMEBODY THAT IS ME!

• by brad

  On July 17, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  and your penis is bigger too

• by Betty

  On July 17, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  Well, since we’re all in YOUR town I must point out how impressive it is that you’ve managed to do so little on your own turf.

• by elle

  On July 17, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  lol that list of his accomlpishments was supposed to be impressive? that is hilarious. and betty, you mean the dan guy, right? did you read that right?

• by dj suckfucker

  On July 17, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  HAHAHAHA HIS PARENTS ARE NOT IMPRESSED AND NEITHER AM I

• by Betty

  On July 17, 2008 at 9:13 pm

  Ah, yes. Let me please clarify my statement. Definitely meant to address DJ DAN THE MAN

  DJ DAN:
  Well, since we’re all in YOUR town I must point out how impressive it is that you’ve managed to do so little on your own turf.

• by chez spindle

  On July 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm

  omg, this is funny. so glad you shared. what a putz this dan person is.

• by nicole

  On July 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm

  i read this the first time and thought it said dan marino and wondered why an ex-quarterback was being such a douche,
  then i stopped being stupid, reread the name, but still wondered why he was being such a douche

• by Naimah

  On July 19, 2008 at 4:19 am

  ahahahahahaha

  these comments are just as funny as these emails!

  spam sucks.

• by Alessandra

  On July 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  you need to post things like this more often! wow, there’s a lot of jealous people out there, huh?