More Texts From My Idiot Friends

“Bringing out the flask! Bang bang youre DRUNK!”

“I dropped my phone in the toilet & it said ‘this accessory does not work with the iPhone.’”

“I’m on the train and already miss you… I Hate You.”

“If you kill her it would solve the problem.”

“all dem gurlz be mad poosay”

“Meet me in my vajayjay at vajay o’clock.”

“There’s a mystery Playgirl box. Can I open it?”

“hes lurking so let your people know eryone is sweatin u so bad”

“they talked about your party in a newspaper called the observer”

“Does christian say tranny a lot and I’m not aware of it?”

“hay tranny (itz tranny) you are a fierce tranny from transylvania and YOU ARE NOT APOLOGIZIN FO IT k bye”

“i guess you didn’t like that one time i put that baby elephant up there.”

“I just got porcelain veneers. I’m serious! They’re not as big as Hil’s.”

“The possum is STILL ALIVE”

3 Comments to More Texts From My Idiot Friends

  • by :)

    On March 12, 2008 at 3:43 am

    OMG. this is my absolute FAVORITE part about your blog. more more MORE

    PLEASE

  • by konst

    On March 15, 2008 at 1:12 am

    i totally love your work :)

  • by Sarah Lee

    On March 16, 2008 at 4:26 am

    fucking amazing.

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