Archive for March, 2008

I Am Always Cleaning My Room

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

deal or no deal
sick or not sick
fame or no fame
poop or no poop
play or no play
hide or no hide
eat or eat or eat or eat
gold shoes with sequins are currently actually traveling toward me
i wish i liked the new ladytron song.

Next Day

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

You ever have one of those nights where you haven’t eaten anything all day and you get to dinner only to realize it’s a cocktail party and not really a dinner at all, so you drink because you need something in you and you end up trashed after just one something-or-other that doesn’t even taste like vodka, and then you go to a party where Demi Moore knows your boyfriend, and then you go to another party and Mary Kate makes you do tequila shots and chase with a beer?

Superreal

Friday, March 21st, 2008

I am working on a new song that I’m so excited about. So super-pop and dancey. I am also working on some great photo stuff. A lot of fun. More fun than work, it’s very nice. We’re going to Vegas soon and bringing some friends and I am VERY excited to do that. People keep editing and changing the Wikipedia entry about me. It’s strange to think of random people logging in from their home in Wherever, Kansas to edit a factoid about me or add a new link or something. I can’t wrap my head around life lately.

Mom Points Out

Sunday, March 16th, 2008


Left: mine. Right: People magazine. I think it’s a logical coincidence. I also think mine looks better.

More Texts From My Idiot Friends

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

“Bringing out the flask! Bang bang youre DRUNK!”

“I dropped my phone in the toilet & it said ‘this accessory does not work with the iPhone.’”

“I’m on the train and already miss you… I Hate You.”

“If you kill her it would solve the problem.”

“all dem gurlz be mad poosay”

“Meet me in my vajayjay at vajay o’clock.”

“There’s a mystery Playgirl box. Can I open it?”

“hes lurking so let your people know eryone is sweatin u so bad”

“they talked about your party in a newspaper called the observer”

“Does christian say tranny a lot and I’m not aware of it?”

“hay tranny (itz tranny) you are a fierce tranny from transylvania and YOU ARE NOT APOLOGIZIN FO IT k bye”

“i guess you didn’t like that one time i put that baby elephant up there.”

“I just got porcelain veneers. I’m serious! They’re not as big as Hil’s.”

“The possum is STILL ALIVE”

Hey Tranny! (It’s Tranny.)

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

String Finger

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Don’t forget to watch Project Runway tonight at 10 on Bravo. It’s the season finale, and the runway music for Christian’s collection is my song “Control Me.”

Also: you can buy the song from the Snocap store on my Myspace page, right below the regular Myspace music player. Only 99 cents! Of which I only see 60!

i best not catch this flick on youtube

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

geneva’s downstairs falling asleep on the gold chair, kathy’s in her room, christian’s out of state til monday, and i’m trying to sit up straight so i don’t have a curved spine and a hunchback when i am 50. i come home from being at weird places where people look at me funny to an inbox full of people wanting me to do something for them or connect them to someone and it makes me want to unplug the computer permanently and stay in my room forever. mariah’s new video is the worst thing i have ever seen. it looks like it was directed by an nyu freshman.