Brad Walsh

Texting Should Be Banned

“One of my students is totally the 19yo ghetto version of you”

“XAAAAAAANADUUUUUUUU”

“at AA”

“You suck at life. Ok.”

“Offer to punch his bonus card.”

“I HATE FASHION WEEK PARTIES!”

“just fuck chloe sevigny and get out of there”

“if New York is there you give that bitch a hug from me”

“omg r u watchin the puppy bowl on animalllll planet? the westie is totally kickin ass. omg this is da best.”

“wish i was at the club, exchanging sarcastic looks with you and appearing syndromey.”

“Yo, snap some sweet photos tonight, wish I was there to hide behind a strangers sweater vest”

“How do i get in? Do I was page 7 of the nyt around?”

“An old woman is open mouth chewing a Filet O Fish across from me and I want to jump in front of a bus.”

“I’m so crunk, yo.”

“Nakeddddddddd”

“I meant smores. And im in jersey. But if its at ur house ill bring weed.”

“Omg my cabby is yelling in a language i’ve never even heard!”

“Im drinking olde english and folding laundry. But i could put on lipstick and come meet you.”

“Give the beast a gummy and she’ll let you stay a while.”

“Here’s a real horror: bad, nearly forgotten sex-soaked 100 thread count egyptian cotton sheets waiting for me at her apt”

“I mean, i wish i were popular enough to have something better to do.”

“Im wearing henry holland and im fucking wasted and u are fucking sexy!”

“They put all sorts of stuff in Dries’s little butthole.”

“I met u at the rayban bar at sundance”

“Everyone is so lame.”

“How’d Christian do?!?!”

“did christian win?”

“Did Christian Win”

“tell me your boy won today”

“i hope xtian wins!”

“tell christian he deserves to win!”