Brad Walsh

MOAR TXTX

“XXXX is so fucking baked I want to punch him.”

“in my dream last night you helped me burn down the white house and james earl jones was the president”

“A girl on the train was smelling a sample of the sarah jessica parker perfume & I started laughing. she caught me & was visibly offended. “i had to have it”

[screen name about having sex with jon benet]: “hey its brian, i got a new sn”

“Last night I dreamt I took my mom to misshapes and someone let a chicken loose on the dancefloor”

“someone is consuming rancid chinese food [on a bus]. Trust me ill call you as SOON as we arrive.”

“Lewis Black will be here partying at 1am!”

“Wraa I cant sleep cuz im excited to see youuu and play in nyc haha and I just watched like 4 hrs of rock of love”

“Drunk bitch central. S.O.S.”

[from Ray]: “so, I saw Nicole today, the world is small, hope all is well with you” [this, to me, is like the Geico commercial where the caveman interrupts and says “Tina’s here, we’re getting back together!”]

“My old supervisor who is a thirty year old jewish woman living in New Hampshire just commented on my [nude] photo set. Im straight trippin”

“Im sitting around a campfire while people sing third eye blind.”