Their Stockings Were Hung by the TV with Care
It’s officially Christmas! We put up our fiber-optic Christmas tree and our mismatched stockings from our moms. They’re under the stairs by the big TV.


The house is decorated with my collection of creepy ornaments, including some demon nutcrackers,

this surprised doll that I’ve had my whole life (whose twin brother in the sparkly green jumpsuit died last year when my dog Zeke ate him),
and this penguin and polar bear on a sled, who I think were nestled too close to a candy cane in storage a few years ago and came out blood-spattered and screaming.






















3 Comments to Their Stockings Were Hung by the TV with Care
by anonymous mom
On December 5, 2006 at 6:24 pm
i’ll bet you stole the pig in space too!
by Kathy
On December 5, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I almost bought us twelve tiny disco ball ornaments to hang on the tree today.
I may actually do it tomorrow.
by brad
On December 5, 2006 at 7:28 pm
i don’t want your stupid disco balls to hang on the tree, put them in your room you disco skank