Oh My God, Fat
Yorktown Heights, New York. Kathy’s brother playing that guitar video game:
Kathy matching his room:
Lenny being fat and lazy like me:
My shoes being rainproof:
Kathy being patriotic:
And then last night, Anna came over, painted my face and hers, and we pretended to be kabuki goth fags who ate too much food and had nothing better to do than be fat and ugly with feathered hair:









I cooked my own turkey today by myself after I covered and it filled it with a mix of ground basil, oregano, rosemary, tarragon, and lavender that my mom grew. AND THEN I GOT FATTER.
How soon is too soon to put up a Christmas tree?




















4 Comments to Oh My God, Fat
by AlbeeJay
On November 25, 2006 at 9:37 am
“How soon is too soon to put up a Christmas tree?”
July.
lessthanthree Albee
by anonymous mom
On November 26, 2006 at 3:47 pm
put it up now, put it up now!
by Emma
On November 26, 2006 at 7:06 pm
It’s not possible for it to be too early to put up the crimbo bush…ever….
by brad
On November 27, 2006 at 4:43 pm
oh it’s up.