Brad Walsh

New York Minute

(Pictures added)

Yesterday S.S. HOT was in a brown cardigan with her hair down, and a guy was reading to her.

Yesterday also was a pre-VMA party sort of thing at Stereo, which I attended with all twenty of the usual folks (BK-OH Invasion 2K6 Impending) and Diana and Amnesia.

At one point Black Face Jesus, friend of Anna Rexia, was holding Baby Suri with a Hitler moustache, who belonged to Amnesia Sparkles. It hit me that maybe all of my friends are completely batshit. But they are lots of fun and they make me happy.

Gawker, who named Anna “Batty McSparklepants,” put up a news headline today that was wonderful: “Celebrities continue to get free shit because fuck you.”

I’m not usually too into going all the way out to Stereo (Wednesdays are weird nights for me), but I had a great time. Pictures to come. Also, Tinsley Mortimer was there, and I seemed to be the only person excited about it.

My friend describes Tinsley as “Paris Hilton, only attractive, smart, nice, and interesting.” I wasn’t planning on drinking, but a Sparks and a swig of something evil in a jug from Steve Valentine were had.

Tonight is all the VMA madness. I’m lined up to go to two after parties (one of which is my weekly thing anyway), and they’re both going to be “big lovely” (thanks, Beckie) in totally different ways. I love love love Stolen Transmission. It might be my favorite party ever, which is good, because I get paid to be there! You should come by tonight because ST might instead stand for Shit Ton (of fun!). Yow! Open Zygo at 1 (which is when I will get there), and it’s Mandy Stellastarr’s birthday! Trent is in town and I hope I run into that lovely jerk. I never get to see him anymore because he’s too damn busy being famous.

Look at Patrick Wolf on The Cobra Snake. So much love and confusion my head just popped.

Remember STAB BABY? STAB BABY. Some kid is going to grow up and be remembered as STAB BABY. Although it might be kind of cool to get that tattooed over one of the scars. Just “I AM STAB BABY.” With the period.