Brad Walsh

I’m Onto You

Spring Street Homeless Olsen Triplet (S.S. HOT) was wearing pantyhose today. Under a gray skirt. With a black pinstriped white button-down. And sensible yet stylish gray shoes. And a red printed sash tied around her waist. And her hair up in the back cascading down from a sort of sexy librarian bun. With a ton of shit on the ground all around her and a big sign that says “HOMELESS.” I think maybe she lives in a cardboard box behind Chanel. That, or SHE IS A SHAM. I was so much closer to taking a picture this time. I never have cash on me, though, and I feel like I should tip the homeless fashionista if I want to take her picture.

Speaking of pictures, my external flash just got smashed by a friend who was smashed. She doesn’t know she broke it and I’m not going to tell her. But I added a new (cheap) one to my Amazon wishlist, should anyone be in a generous mood.

Also, if you head over to the MySpace of Bruce LaBruce, you just might notice that he’s rocking one of my songs. That’s kind of… fantastic.