Brad Walsh

Quiz

Did Trent and David and Kathy and I swoop upon Blue Owl with the vengeance of blogger overload, and speculate about Katie’s baby over drinks called Madame Queens?

At Trash, was Anna made up to look bloody, or did Dana just stick her cigarette in her eyes?

Did Dominoe try to steal my man in the Opaline basement?

Outside MisShapes, was Anna wearing white trash bags, black ones, or both underneath that voodoo hoodie?

Did Dana rock my giant D necklace, my white headband, and my oversized sunglasses at Dunkin’ Donuts at 3pm “in the morning” after crashing on my couch the night before (and did Jason finish her egg & cheese croissant twelve hours later)?

Did Jess eat this cup of watermelon before or after sampling every other food available at the street fair, and did her Dior sunglasses match the Dior bag she carried?

Did I make Dominoe wear my pink headband and buy gold-rimmed sunglasses, which she later wore with a gold lamé skirt?

Why did I even attempt to eat marshmallows when I know I hate them? And is that a kimono-shaped neck pouch that I bought for $2 to house my phone for the afternoon before we all saw Stick It at Union Square?

Is Jason still adorable?

Yeeeaaaah.

Note: my seventh grade English teacher, Dan Maxson, once gave us a quiz in which all the answers were “B.” Made me feel special.