Brad Walsh

It’s A Wonderful Life?

Party Junkies updates. See if you’re there.

A rainy Saturday afternoon drive to Long Island and a visit to Melissa resulted in coconut sorbet and eat-the-wrapper rice candy because she is just that amiable. Talk of tearing up the DJ booth will result in something ridiculous, probably involving Melissa screaming “barnacles” at strangers, since that seems to be the magic word. Justin drew a gross diagram that’s currently in Kathy’s purse.

Later on, Jason made fun of me after 4am when I could barely keep my head up on the train, thinking I was too drunk to function, but duh! It was after 4am! I was tired! And I hadn’t had anything to drink in hours! Above ground it was raining, and I had to go into Dunkin’ Donuts to avoid the guy holding two cats and calling me “white nigger” who disappeared ten minutes later. Maybe he was my guardian angel. Even my divine protector has no idea what country I’m from.

How much would my life suck if my guardian angel was a fifty year old Puerto Rican guy who holds cats in the rain and calls me “white nigger?”