Celebreality

1. I just stood next to Blythe Danner for a couple of minutes, and hot damn! Chris Martin should pray that his wife ages as gracefully as her mother. Kathy suggested I call her “Grandma Moses” in light of the recent Biblically-themed baby. But I didn’t.

2. Some bitch I know is listed in IMDB, and her message board there includes comments like “I’d love to be her friend” and “She ha[s] gotten so conceited and bitchy” and “She’s so awesome!” What they don’t know is that she hides her secrets in batches of rice krispie treats, along with the bones of all the baby raccoons she mercilessly exterminates with her BARE HANDS.

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